bjenkins's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cool Movie]

amazing

It's like one of those movies on newgrounds without any plot, but really good graphics, so they get really high ratings. Except without the good graphics. also, terrible sound compression. It shouldn't have been 3 megs

[E.G.W. Preview]

i realize you submitted this just for your friends

but the hands fucking scare me. when someone mixes stuff, their hands don't both point out one direction... unless their wrist is broken. Is their wrist broken? If so, it would be good if you explained it in the movie. Also, in the next scene, the hands appear to be fine, but they are still weird. If so, what happened to fix the broken wrist? Please respond.

Cam007 responds:

Ok, ok so the hands are screwed up. I'll get around to fixing em before the final version is out.

[total infeltration]

um

not much to it. Main problem: You completely misspell infiltration. Seeing as that's the name of your movie and the title of your WHOLE(misspelled as well) series, you should probably get it right. make more to it, and don't use gradients, they're distracting and annoying. other than that good first submission

[Loss and Recollection]

I liked it

very good for a first movie, since it's unique, even though it only took basic animation skills. One thing though. I thought they were father and son, or something like that, but at the same time it looks like they're having sex a number of times. Please explain.

[Newgrounds Jam #1]

Very Nice

Good Movie, but the clocks have done a bunch of "jam sessions" already. They didn't call it that, but that's what the clock stairway to heaven video is. Anyways, good movie.

T0MMY responds:

I don't think that actually constitutes the idea of a jam-- the main idea being improvisation, not necessarily working with other artists on a music video.
For instance, the next jam in the works has nothing to do with music for the theme.
I've actually done a jam before the clock music video thing, but it wasn't on Newgrounds. I thought it'd be a great idea to get some of the top artists on this site to contribute to a single theme and showcase some NG talent.
Thanks for the review.

-T0MMY

[The Heist I]

Very nice

Kind of the same animation style as madness, but different enough. Bsides, that wasn't the firs movie to use it anyways. Overall a good movie in style and in having a reasonable series of events in the violence. BTW, the one with black hair looks like my cousing, creepily so.

[PKC Crew: Episode 1]

hmm

a few issues: Pokemon was made for small children
It was popular only for like a year, and about three years ago. You submitted a movie to newgrounds including pokemon, but did not make fun of them. You made this movie to show how much you love the amazing animation and humor of the show. My head hurts.

The main issue: desert crabby is automatically mexican... because mexico is a desert?

Jess-PKC responds:

Pokemon beyond the cutesy characters has one of the most interesting stat based RPGs of recent years. The game, which is what I am interested in NOT the anime series is exceedingly complex if you get into it enough, you can develop stategies and movesets and you have to search out for literally the best of a species which you can do by breeding or by being determined. It is naive for people to assume the game is so childish when they don't look beyond its exterior. And yes, it is because mexico is known for being a desert, that the "desert" krabby is almost distinctly mexican. Pokemon started as a game and it will end as a game. It is the game I like. NOT the show.

[Booyaka Twinz Ep.2]

congratulations

you basically took your first crappy movie, changed the coke into pants, and used a bunch of the same animations. And this movie has kind of a creepy gay child porn vibe. I half expected it to degenerate into gay sex with the pants ripping and the diving. I must solute you though on the use of an ultra high fast voice versus an ultra low slow voice, using the crappy sound editor that comes with every computer. Amazing. Also that would make them no longer twins, and it would make you just a lazy bastard who can't draw two different characters, and just has to use the same drawing twice and call it twins. So to sum up, crappy gay worthless shitfest.

[What happens if...]

yeah, funny

not that offensive, dead baby jokes are popular
it could really use some upbeat music, maybe circus sounding.

[Bush Bash 9]

just wanted to ask a question

are you connected with the person who does the negotiator series? because alot of your voices sound the same.

TheOtherTruth responds:

Thank you for your review.

No, unfortunately I am unfamiliar with the negotiator series (but now that you have alerted me to it I will want to take a look)

Basically, every voice is either mine or my wifes! When I get desperate for a different voice, I run our voices through sound forge in order to alter our voices to something that will sound a little different.

We are having trouble finding other voice talent, but I did just have a friend offer me some help on that this evening.

For this movie:
George Bush=me
Male Customer=me with voice modulation
Female Customer=my wife
Hillary Clinton=my wife with voice modulation.

Ideally, I would prefer 4 different people doing the voices.