bjenkins's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sunrise and Mischief]

Interesting

ah, I don't know about everyone else, but sometimes it really makes me happy when a video has a point. It was still kind of cool looking, but the sun and the landscape kind of confused me. Every once and a while, the sun would kind of jump a ways through the sky. Also, the higher the son got, the darker the ground seemed to get. I'm not a scientist or anything, but I think it might go the other way around. This is nice work, and at least it isn't senseless in a violent way like everything else here.

[MAX PAYNE 3D]

Why must you do this?

You obviously have good flash skill, so why can't you make something good. I'm not talking about just good animation, or realistic violence, I'm talking about something with a point. You used stick figures to boot, so this isn't even artistic. Newgrounds is becoming nothing but meaningless violence. You could have at least given making a plot around the violence a shot. Maybe a game can stand alone on cool graphics, but movies shouldn't.

[Pico's Hair Piece]

This is number one for the day?

Alright. I understand that I might have found this more funny if I had never heard that prank phone call by the Jerky boys, but this movie just isn't good enough to make best movie of the day. I see it being good enough to stay in the portal, but the drawing is sloppy, the sound is completely from someone else, and, though the lips do sync up(which is something done very well in this movie) there was almost no point to the animation. It actually distracted me from how funny the Jerky boys are. I think I would have still liked this ok if you had at least not had the stupid and completely pointless end where everyone dies. Could someone let me in on why unimaginative simple killing with no humor and point makes people vote for a movie? There we go. I think I'm probably being a little hard on this because i don't think it should get top of the day. End of rambling.

[Heroes of Cybertron]

OMG!!!

I thought i was going to shit my pants i was laughing so hard!! Heroes of Cybertron?
When that guy finnishes his monologue and you hear the voice change slightly, it sounds so damn funny, watch for it when u look at this movie!!
This was supposed to be funny, right?

[CI3 trailer]

Nice trailer, and i love your games, but...

this is a good trailer, and your other games were good, but the links to download the game arent working. They keep popping up a message about the file being forbidden. I don't know if my computer is just fucked up, but you might want to check into it.

[Newbie FlashTips 2.0]

This is the best tutorial ive ever seen

Newgrounds should get rid of their tutorial and replace it with this. if every one would see this first, newgrounds videos would be a hell of a lot better.

[Poor Baby (A short)]

You're the man

Both of your movies kick ass. also, if people are offended by this, then why are they at newgrounds?
keep up the good work.

[Drive Thru]

that was fucked up

Hey you need to use tweening, the movie was still awesome though.